Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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