also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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We need to get me chipped asap
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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