Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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