apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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