Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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