susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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