i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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