Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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