were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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