i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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