these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize