R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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