Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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