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  • Submitted by dvanderkar on Jun 9, 10 at 11:16am

    I'm gonna name my boy RunForest

  • Submitted by bmilk on Jun 9, 10 at 11:15am

    Never even gave him/her a chance..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 1:04pm

    I knew someone named Forest Green Wood. No bullshit. He was a depressed dude... I can only imagine why.

  • Submitted by 69_Charger on Jun 9, 10 at 1:42pm

    I'm gonna name my kids oops and not again

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 9, 10 at 2:06pm

    When're he seeing a "Save the Rainforest" poster he's going to think he's in trouble.

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    Submitted by bloodyfuck on Jun 9, 10 at 3:55pm

    I hope the child grows up and when the mom is old and needs care, they put her in the shittiest nursing home they can find! Stupid cunt.

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    Submitted by blargmeansno on Jun 9, 10 at 7:44pm

    I know a "Sunshine", a "Rainbow", and an "Athena". I also live in Ashland, but I'm sure that's beside the point.

  • Submitted by janeplaysdirty01 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:08pm

    Not as bad as the woman in Hawaii who almost lost custody of her kid for legally naming her "Tallulah Does'the'Hula"

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    Submitted by haleysaplayya on Jun 10, 10 at 3:52am

    Aha!\nI want to name my kids \nDot , kiddo and apple (:

  • 81 63
    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Jun 10, 10 at 8:47am

    LMFAOOOOO omg! Just busted up laughing the middle of finals. Thanks tfln

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    Submitted by Icancunow on Jun 9, 10 at 12:12pm

    well laugh some more some woman named her daughter Tater.

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    Submitted by 45ACP on Jul 13, 10 at 6:51pm

    I'm assuming the turned on the Discovery channel and named the kid the subject of what was on.\n\nCrab.

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    Submitted by rea on Jun 9, 10 at 5:45pm

    My friend's mom is Sharron Dick, that's her name, really.

    • 58 68
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 11, 10 at 10:29pm

      I know a Wendy Dick... I also know a Bambi Cherry (both women born with normal last names then had unfortunate marriages)

  • 79 69
    Submitted by KarateDan on Jun 10, 10 at 3:33am

    What about ut baseball player Koh Walla

  • 87 92
    Submitted by vampyregrl on Jun 9, 10 at 12:14pm

    My friend knows a girl named la-a pronounced "la dash a"

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      Submitted by janeplaysdirty01 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:10pm

      I call bullshit, because that was a black joke on yo momma dot com, but nevertheless, I laughed when I read it then. Not so much now. One-liner thief.

      • 66 76
        Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 11, 10 at 10:31pm

        it started as a joke that people thought was a great idea though. I know someone with that name too. Idiots.

        • 79 75
          Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 11, 10 at 10:32pm

          Their parents are idiots, I mean.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 11:20am

    I know a girl named SummerBlazin. Dead ass

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    Submitted by oh_hot_damn_7 on Jun 9, 10 at 12:00pm

    Hahahahahahahah I knew a girl named Misty Night and a kid named Twelve Days Of Christmas. Poor kids..

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    Submitted by winniebabi on Jun 11, 10 at 5:54am

    Gotta love Greensboro!

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    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 10, 10 at 1:27am

    I once knew a girl named Skittles.

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    Submitted by jaded_angel on Jun 9, 10 at 12:23pm

    I know a girl named " Happy"

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    Submitted by Rtard94 on Jun 13, 10 at 8:43am

    There was this lady who named her kid Abcde\nPronounced "Absiday"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 12:43pm

    i know someone named "conception" .. spanish name but still pretty lol

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    Submitted by la_maldita97 on Jun 11, 10 at 2:53am

    Bad name = camry

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Clay180 on Jun 9, 10 at 4:03pm

    This is kinda like the lead singer from Coldplay, he named his daughter "Apple"...

  • 72 81
    Submitted by lovelyguns on Jun 10, 10 at 12:10am

    Better than renaming yourself with breakfast food...

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 7:06pm

    Yeah, I'm with, "Run, Forrest! Run!"

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Flamehead17 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:04am

    I know two sisters named ereverence and echo.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 7:37pm

    I know a Hugh G. Rection, we used to be greats friends

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    Submitted by efolse on Dec 16, 10 at 10:41am

    That's my kids name Rayne Forrest McCourt

  • 72 95
    Submitted by lulzpolice on Jun 9, 10 at 8:22pm

    Blacks.

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    Submitted by pooponthedog on Jun 9, 10 at 12:09pm

    I know a girl named Blue Dove. And her sister is named Sparrow

  • Submitted by celeutanteshay on Jun 9, 10 at 1:34pm

    Who moderates this shit? Half of the texts on here are just stupid.