I skipped work to stalk him.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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