Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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