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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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