You're my little dorito
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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