3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Where did you get a picture of my penis
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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