ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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