Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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