Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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