two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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