I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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