I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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