You just made me feel so damn special
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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