i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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