I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Dignity is for republicans.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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