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  • 42 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:30am
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    As in, you got sperm on my favorite purple alligator?

  • 42 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:30pm
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    please don't take all of the vowels out of words like you're a 12 year old girl ever again

  • 37 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:17pm
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    Sounds like the best game of mad libs ever.

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:39am
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    But... you just did.

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:21pm
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    Wow, out of all the great texts I submit, this is the one that gets through? Whatever. Still a testament to how fantastic my life is.

  • 31 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:34am
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    or "his throbbing purple alligator arced sperm onto her eager love blossom?

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:05pm
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    Im from franklin, you'd be suprised at how much this kinda shit gets said

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:23pm
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    This proves that submitting texts doesn't matter, because the moderators are just writing their own dumbass texts

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:54pm
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    Yea it's kinda like I don't care this shits funny others enjoyed and laughed. Or some stupid shit

  • 25 26
    Submitted by LUIGI999 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:22am
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    the purple alligator sprayed it's sperm in all directions

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:19pm
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    Alligators won't bite purple sperm

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:19pm
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    I want to drink sperm from a purple alligator sippy cup??? I think this is the one.

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:26pm
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    Just found out alligators have purple sperm; dont ask ? Mabe? Yeap .

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:52pm
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    1:23 I agree and I'm sure they post on this site you ever notice when an absolutely retarded text gets through there's always someone defending it.

  • 28 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:18pm
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    I just saw a purple sperm alligator

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:40pm
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    Only in south Louisiana

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:46pm
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    Yea only in South Louisiana would that work...