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  • 54 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:39am

    But... you just did.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:30am

    As in, you got sperm on my favorite purple alligator?

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:21pm

    Wow, out of all the great texts I submit, this is the one that gets through? Whatever. Still a testament to how fantastic my life is.

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:17pm

    Sounds like the best game of mad libs ever.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:30pm

    please don't take all of the vowels out of words like you're a 12 year old girl ever again

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:23pm

    This proves that submitting texts doesn't matter, because the moderators are just writing their own dumbass texts

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:05pm

    Im from franklin, you'd be suprised at how much this kinda shit gets said

  • 40 43
    Submitted by LUIGI999 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:22am

    the purple alligator sprayed it's sperm in all directions

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:19pm

    Alligators won't bite purple sperm

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:54pm

    Yea it's kinda like I don't care this shits funny others enjoyed and laughed. Or some stupid shit

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:19pm

    I want to drink sperm from a purple alligator sippy cup??? I think this is the one.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:34am

    or "his throbbing purple alligator arced sperm onto her eager love blossom?

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:26pm

    Just found out alligators have purple sperm; dont ask ? Mabe? Yeap .

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:52pm

    1:23 I agree and I'm sure they post on this site you ever notice when an absolutely retarded text gets through there's always someone defending it.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:18pm

    I just saw a purple sperm alligator

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:46pm

    Yea only in South Louisiana would that work...

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:40pm

    Only in south Louisiana