her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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