Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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