I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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