"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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