do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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