that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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