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I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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