In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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