Welp...herpes.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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