She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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