That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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