I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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