i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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