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  • 87 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:42pm

    I get bored waiting on my friends to show up on bar night and will doodle on the napkins... my bartender gives me free shots if I can draw him something that makes him laugh or that "doesnt look like a kindergartner drew it"

  • 90 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:09pm

    I'm a bartender also...I could really care less about the drawings you leave on the ticket. The art usually signifies that you were tanked and then I look to see how big a tip u left (which is what I really care about)

  • 87 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:37am

    I always end up writing little messages or drawing contemporary art on the bar tab at the end of a good night.... I like to think it makes them smile :)

    • 31 32
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 2:20pm

      "contemporary art" = meaningless doodles?

  • 87 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:03pm

    i'm a bartender and i get that a lot. it's nice at the end when we're tallying up the tabs. especially if the girl was hot, but chances are we don't remember. attach a picture next time

  • 81 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:45am

    I loved the pen the bartender let me use last night, so I drew smiley faces all over the tab.

  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:30am

    you probably also signed it on his dick

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:24am

    You know it was a good night when you love everyone on the way out...

  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:39pm

    MY LIVE IS AAAAVVVEERRRAAAGGGEEE!!!! <3333

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:30am

    omg i did that before too,lol

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:35pm

    God I love those nights....

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:44pm

    I've hung on my aquaintances at the bar I go to declaring that I loved them and asking if they loved me too after a bit too much tequila. My roomy wanted to leave and several people humored me by yelling "I love you toooooo" when I left. I was so giddy I tripped haha

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:55am

    Awesome job being average, man! *crawls back into fort*

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:25pm

    12:42- HAHAHA, same goes here.