those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
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So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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