I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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