Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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