Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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