I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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