We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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