apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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