I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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